Best collection of financial jokes from 2008, let's stop crying and laugh for a while-Lou
President Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman Brothers. His thoughts at this time go out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is a tragedy.
P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
BROKER – What my broker has made me
What’s the definition of optimism?An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening.
Even when you put Bernanke on “mute”, the market still goes down.
The government is going to be handing out rebate checks. We’re like a bad car dealership now in this country, handing out the rebate checks. They’re trying to restore confidence in the U.S. economy. The bad news – half the people want the money in euros, the other half want it in pesos. – Jay Leno
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